'I do not appreciate being called a llama. I'm an alpaca!' said Jelena with the slightest hint of disdain in her voice. 'have you ever seen a llama with hair anywhere near this, this... pretty?!'
Willem felt a pang of embarrassment as he thought about what to say. He was no stranger to being mistaken for another creature, he couldn't count the number of times he had been called a tortoise. He decided to proceed with his original question.
'Do you play an instrument? I'm trying to start a band. I was hoping it would be a banjo band but as it turns out, banjo players are hard to come by.'
'I do play an instrument!' exclaimed Jelena who couldn't contain her excitement. She had always wanted to play in a band but never had the courage to start one herself.
'I play the banjo!!!'